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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-08

Joseph Saves Egypt With Nothing But Shelf-Stable Dehydrated Mac and Cheese

Turns out the seven years of plenty were just a brilliant marketing campaign for tactical survival rations. Pharaoh is now the best-prepped ruler in the ancient world, assuming he has a secret bunker and a very strong stomach.

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