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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-08

Man Finds Perfect Avocado, Dies Immediately: The Peak of Human Tragedy

Paul Foster reached the pinnacle of existence by finding a ripe avocado, only for the universe to immediately balance the scales with a car crash. It is the most honest, cruel ending a grocery shopper could ever hope for.

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