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humor The Hard Times 2026-10-08

Poltergeist Ruins Scares By Asking If Surge Soda Is Still In Production

A local man is being haunted by a 90s skater ghost who is far more concerned with JNCO jeans and N64 games than actually terrorizing the living. Truly, death has done nothing to improve his taste in fashion or pop culture.

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