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humor The Onion 2026-10-08

Husband Fails To Open Marriage With Presentation On Bonobo Mating Habits

A man attempted to convince his wife to swing by citing animal kingdom statistics, only to realize he’s made a grave tactical error when she decides to act on those biological impulses with her trainer. Evolutionary psychology is a real buzzkill for the monogamous.

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