Federal prosecutors have indicted Kishu Inu founder Alexander Sisemore on three counts of wire fraud, alleging a multi-million dollar scheme tied to the 2021 meme coin craze. According to the indictment, the creator falsely advertised the token as a fair launch with minimal team allocation while secretly pocketing millions through covert sales. Down in Baja, we’ve seen more honest operations run by three-card Monte dealers on the Tijuana boardwalk, but hey—at least the surf is firing and nobody here is dumb enough to check a smart contract.