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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-10-08
Our AI Says: US National Debt Hits $40 Trillion While Pescadero Surfers Refuse to Leave the Water
As macroeconomic catastrophe unfolds across global markets and US Treasury yields spike to historic highs, local surfers agree it simply does not matter. The swell is shoulder-high at Cerritos, and nobody has checked their crypto portfolio since Tuesday.