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humor The Hard Times 2026-10-07

Cannibal Corpse’s New Album Requires Refrigeration, Probably to Keep the Stench Down

Death metal icons Cannibal Corpse are releasing a new album that must be kept at 40°F, leaving us to wonder if the liner notes are made of fresh deli meat or if they’re just trying to keep the band's aesthetic from actually decomposing in your living room.

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