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Cloud Luxury
2026-10-07
Unitree Humanoid Robots: Bipedal Panic for the Beachfront Bourgeoisie
For a cool five figures, you can import a joint-crunching bipedal robot that wobbles down sandy arroyos like a toddler with an iron deficiency. Todos Santos retirees are already ordering them to hold their artisanal mezcal, mostly because the robot complains less than their hired groundskeepers.