Global financial systems teeter on the brink as the IMF shrieks that sovereign debt has ballooned to an apocalyptic $365 trillion amidst escalating geopolitical chaos. Down in Baja, local expats barely glanced up from their breakfast tacos at Baja Beans, noting that fiat currency burns a lot slower than a good mesquite campfire anyway. Besides, with overhead sets wrapping smoothly into the point at Cerritos, nobody is entirely sure what a 'bond yield' is, nor why anyone would care while the rights are firing.