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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-06

Noah Decides His Mid-Life Crisis At 500 Is Perfect For Starting A Family

After five centuries of living his best life, Noah finally realized that middle age is the perfect time to start changing diapers, even if he’s arguably past his prime.

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