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humor The Onion 2026-10-06

Dennis Hastert Finally Checks Out, Leaving Behind a Legacy of Pure Political Filth

The disgraced Speaker has finally croaked, proving that even a lifetime of predatory behavior can't stop the public from offering some truly questionable eulogies. It seems the only thing more bankrupt than his moral compass is the collective memory of his fans.

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