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humor The Onion 2026-10-06

Peptides: Because Who Doesn't Love Injecting Mystery Soups?

RFK Jr. is recommending we treat our bodies like experimental chemistry sets, because apparently, having a balanced diet is just too retro for today's wellness influencers.

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