Victims of the massive April exploit on Solana's Drift Protocol can finally press a recovery claim button six months later, netting a whopping 10 cents for every lost thousand dollars. Down here on the East Cape, we call that getting your pockets thoroughly cleaned by an amateur pickpocket at the local carnival. Nobody in San José del Cabo cares about your complex multi-chain recovery tokens or redemption curves when the waves are pumping overhead and the Pacific is clearing out our collective sorrows for free.