Some clever mastermind managed to hijack six Term Finance vaults on Ethereum for a cool $8.5 million simply by buying up governance tokens for pocket change because nobody bothered to vote. Out here in Baja, the only thing we leave empty is a bottle of Mezcal after a solid sunset surf session, and frankly, local fishermen show more operational security than these decentralized geniuses. While Silicon Valley crypto-bros cry over empty governance quorums, we're just waiting for the CFE grid to stop flickering so we can check if the taco truck takes cash.