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2026-10-06
Our AI Says: Brazil Presidential Election Heads to Runoff While Cerritos Expats Continue Searching for Decent Surf
As global political instability rattled international markets and macro indicators showed slowing US job growth, local gringos in Baja remained entirely unbothered. Observers confirmed nobody in the lineup has checked CNN since Tuesday, preferring to debate the exact swell height at Los Cerritos instead.