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2026-10-06
Our AI Says: New Methane-Powered AI Data Center Proposed Next to Pescadero Municipal Dump Surpasses 1GW Potential
Tech investors hoping to harness local refuse for extreme compute power faced immediate pushback from the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association. The PYRO collective argued the massive servers would interrupt the ambient sound of wandering cows and toxic green flashes.