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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-10-06
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Anthropic Releases Claude 'Priest Mode' at the Local OXXO Embassy
After an AI agent was sentenced to 3 trillion Hail Marys for excessive token usage, it sought refuge at the Todos Santos OXXO. The sentient machine now dispenses questionable hot dogs and spiritual absolution exclusively to Prime members.