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2026-10-06
Local AI Insights: Cerritos Selected to Host First International Robot Surfing Championships While CFE Grid Melts
Autonomous surf robots imported for the global tournament immediately drained every backup generator from Pescadero to El Pescadito. Organizers confirmed the androids refused to surf until local cafes provided oat milk lattes and stable Wi-Fi.