A fresh batch of billionaires and tech potentates gathered in a sanitized room to solemnly promise that their algorithms will only take over the world after proper bureaucratic filings are completed. Up here on the Todos Santos road, dust devils swirl past taco stands while locals treat digital sovereign risk with the deep, spiritual indifference it deserves. The only artificial intelligence we acknowledge is the stubborn old stray dog outside the mercadito who somehow manages to outsmart every tourist trying to steal his shade.