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humor Cloud Luxury 2026-10-05

Unitree H2 Full-Size Humanoid Robot Butler

Why hire a local human to sweep your patio when you can import a 70-kilogram bipedal aluminum mech that costs as much as a new SUV and overheats within twenty minutes? Expats in Cerritos are currently pooling their trust funds to buy these things so they can awkwardly fold laundry by the infinity pool. It strides around like an intoxicated terminator, perfectly capturing that authentic futuristic dystopia vibe.

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