Solar-Powered Bluetooth Yoga Mat for Outdoor Asphalt
A brilliantly doomed Kickstarter campaign for a yoga mat that connects to your smartphone to critique your downward dog using built-in pressure pads and annoying audio tones. Naturally, every remote startup founder in Pescadero backed it at the highest tier before realizing it melts instantly on the scorching Baja sand. Nothing says inner peace quite like a Bluetooth accessory bricking itself halfway through a sun salutation.