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Charged Quartz Crystal Water Infuser for Emotional Alignment

This $200 hand-carved glass vial allows sun-bleached yoga instructors in Todos Santos to steep raw silicon dioxide directly into their alkaline water for ultimate chakra recalibration. It claims to transmute heavy electromagnetic stress into pure vibrational bliss, which is helpful right up until your septic system backs up. The local holistic crowd treats it like holy water, mostly because it matches their expensive linen pants.

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MXN · Minimum $10