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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-10-05
Our AI Says: Central Banks Resume Global Monetary Tightening While Cerritos Surfers Continue Not Caring What Interest Rates Are
As international financial markets buckle under escalating energy price shocks and persistent inflation risks, local gringo Dave remains entirely unbothered in his hammock. He is confident that the swelling three-foot left at San Pedrito will somehow hedge against impending macroeconomic collapse.