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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-10-05
Local AI Insights: Anthropic's New Claude 'Priest Mode' Deployed to Resolve Dispute at Pescadero Juice Bar Over Microdosed Smoothies
A newly installed AI chatbot running Vatican-grade moral constraints was tasked with mediating a turf war between competing yoga instructors. Following a heated theological debate, the agent demanded three trillion Hail Marys for unauthorized green-juice foam extraction.