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2026-10-05
Local AI Insights: Cerritos Selected to Host First International Robot Surfing Championships While CFE Grid Melts
Autonomous surf bots are currently wiping out spectacularly on Cerritos closeouts after draining every backup generator from here to El Pescadero. Event organizers claim the robots are fully capable of dropping in on locals, but struggle significantly with the mandatory post-heat Tecate.