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humor The Hard Times 2026-10-05

Local Jam Band Enthusiast Desperately Pretends to Have Actual Taste

Trent is exhausting everyone with his claims that he listens to 'real' music, despite the store clerk catching him red-handed trying to sneak Phish bootlegs into his collection. It’s a bold strategy to call your entire personality an indie credential while everyone else knows you're just three drum circles in a trench coat.

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