An on-chain investigator revealed that a single sophisticated operation drained over $18.4 million across 53 separate meme coin launches on the Robinhood Chain by using sniper wallet bundles and tax exemptions. Down here in Baja, we’re dealing with a far more reliable kind of rug pull: the local Pemex station shorting your tank and blaming it on a solar flare. While crypto bros weep over automated liquidity drains, the local fishermen are entirely unbothered, calmly sipping Pacifico while the afternoon breeze destroys what's left of our cellular grid.