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Our AI Says: Cerritos Selected to Host the First International Robot Surfing Championships

Autonomous quadcopters and bipedal androids have officially paddled out at Playa Cerritos, immediately dropping in on local longboarders and attempting to calculate wave face friction using obsolete neural networks. Surfing expats claim the machines lack 'soul' and spend too much time calculating optimal barrel geometry instead of smoking weed in the parking lot.

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