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humor De Speld 2026-10-04

Parishioners Concerned Communion Wine Is Just Fancy Cabernet Sauvignon

Devout churchgoers are questioning why the blood of Christ has notes of black currant and a 13.5% alcohol content. The local priest insists it's not wine, though he recommends letting the divine beverage breathe before consumption.

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