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humor De Speld 2026-10-03

Local Landlord Seeks Tenant Who Promises To Neither Live Nor Exist On Premises

Dennis from Utrecht is solving the housing crisis by offering a six-square-meter attic for a bargain price, provided you have the decency to sleep, shower, and eat literally anywhere else. It’s the perfect opportunity to pay 1,800 Euros just to say you live in Utrecht while actually living in a state of perpetual displacement.

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