Another week, another batch of crypto protocols getting fleeced because some hacker figured out how to buy up cheap governance tokens and vote themselves the keys to the kingdom. Hackers are bypassing complex smart contract code entirely just by exploiting lazy voting systems, racking up tens of millions in losses. Meanwhile, the local Pemex station power grid just flatlined for the third time today, and honestly, the thought of trusting a decentralized blockchain sounds about as reliable as a cardboard surfboard.