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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-10-03

Chakra Balancing Raw Moldavite Chunk

A tiny green space-rock that costs three times your mechanic's monthly wage and promises to cleanse your auric field. Todos Santos retirees wear it around their necks to ward off the local stray dogs and memories of paying US property taxes.

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