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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-02

MTG Claims Brain Theft; Scientists Confused Since Evidence Was Never Present

Marjorie Taylor Greene is searching for a brain that arguably went missing decades ago, blaming the usual suspects for the crime. It is a bold strategy to blame a heist for an empty vault that was clearly never stocked in the first place.

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