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The Onion
2026-10-02
Parents finally regret doubting son's thriving career as a ten-dollar-a-day Beetlejuice impersonator.
Aaron Traylor is officially winning at life, pulling in a massive $10 a day posing on Hollywood Boulevard. His parents are forced to eat crow, though they still hold out hope he'll pivot to a slightly more lucrative Freddy Krueger career.