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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-10-02
OXXO Unveils New 'OXXO Prime' Membership Plan, Dedicating One Pump Lane Entirely to Autonomous Drones
In a bold move to streamline chaotic parking lot traffic, the local OXXO has launched a premium tier offering priority access to questionable hot dogs and ATM cash withdrawals. Expats immediately lined up outside at 6:00 AM, desperate to link their crypto wallets to the sliding glass doors.