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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-10-02
Cerritos Selected to Host First International Robot Surfing Championships on Autonomous 5GHz Waves
Advanced mechanical surfers equipped with Maxsun remote GPU cable tech are dominating the lineup at Los Cerritos. Local human longboarders complain that the AI robots lack soul, despite executing textbook hang-tens while draining backup generators for extra wattage.