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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-01

Survival Guide: How Not To Get Eaten Alive By Your Pregnant Wife

Since basic communication is clearly a Herculean task, here are some magic words to stop your wife from filing for divorce before the baby even arrives. Apparently, 'You look like a human blimp' is not on the list.

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