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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-01

Pete Hegseth Mandates Women Only Play 'Healer' Class in All Video Games

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has taken a bold stance on digital warfare, effectively forcing all women to stick to the support role. Because nothing says 'military strategy' like micromanaging a teenager’s 'World of Warcraft' character choices.

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