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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-01

Death Row Inmates Suddenly Request All-Female Executioners For Unknown Reasons

In a shocking display of optimism, death row inmates are hoping a little charm might change the state's mind at the eleventh hour. It turns out that even when facing the end, some guys just can't stop trying to hit on their captors.

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