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humor The Onion 2026-10-01

Madonna Profile: Current Status Is 'Running For President Based On An Aunt's Suggestion'

From tiny leather corsets for dogs to a hypothetical presidential bid, Madonna’s career path is as erratic as a toad on tequila. Apparently, her biggest controversy is parking near a hydrant, which is frankly the most relatable thing she's done in decades.

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