DeFi Total Value Locked Claws Back to $95 Billion While Baja Fishermen Laugh at Yield
DeFi's total value locked surged by 38% over the third quarter to hit $95 billion, proving that crypto capital just refuses to stay dead. Traditional finance giants like Morgan Stanley are even spinning up digital asset labs to catch the wave. Meanwhile, down on the Malecón in La Paz, local fishermen continue offering an infinite-APY yield program based entirely on catching yellowtail, which still has a vastly superior risk profile to any algorithmic stablecoin.