Crypto exchange Bitget suffered a staggering $351.6 million hot wallet drain after attackers spoofed backend transaction authorizations. Down here in Baja, the local gringos are far more concerned about a rogue excavator cutting the fiber line in Todos Santos than cryptographic infrastructure flaws. While security firms scramble to track the stolen tokens, we're sitting under a palapa drinking lukewarm Tecates, entirely unbothered by centralized exchange risks.