Washington Regulators Discover Computers Exist, Panic Ensues
A fresh batch of politicians held a congressional hearing to regulate blockchain algorithms and artificial general intelligence by demanding to know why their printers keep spitting out hieroglyphics. Down here in Baja, the local taco vendor handles his supply chain entirely via a chalkboard and a suspicious looking calculator, entirely immune to congressional oversight. The surf is glass, the Pacific is cold, and the entire tech policy apparatus can kindly drown in a rip current.