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humor The Hard Times 2026-09-30

Cornell University: Where Alleged Rapists Get Essays and Protesters Get the Boot

Cornell officials confirm that while sexual assault is a minor academic hiccup, expressing solidarity with Palestinians is a career-ending offense. Clearly, the future of global leadership is in safe hands if those hands are busy ignoring actual crimes.

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