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humor The Onion 2026-09-30

Toys 'R' Us returns to sell overpriced plastic junk to depressed adults

Toys 'R' Us is back, banking on the fact that nothing says 'healing from bankruptcy' quite like filling a shopping cart with Funko Pops. It’s the perfect place for grown adults to ignore their actual problems while contemplating the complex narrative arc of a farm animal sound-effect toy.

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