Wyoming UFO hunters are losing their minds over glowing orbs mysteriously floating up Cedar Mountain for another season of absolute zilch in terms of scientific answers. Up here in the stratosphere of pure absurdity, locals in Baja would only care about an alien spacecraft if it could somehow forecast a southern swell or deliver cold Tecates to the lineup. Frankly, our skies are entirely occupied by pelicans doing lazy barrel rolls over overhead perfection, leaving zero vacancy for little green men.