Over in Europe, Italian authorities had to slap cuffs on a Frenchman casually treating his van like a mobile arms depot stocked with heavy anti-tank missiles. Meanwhile, down here on the Baja coast where the surf is firing at absolute perfection, our biggest local tactical crisis is figuring out who forgot to pack the limes for the beach cooler. Europe can keep playing Call of Duty on asphalt while we drop into overhead peelers and ignore the geopolitical panic.