Back to Humor Feed
humor The Onion 2026-09-29

Trump Declares AI Too Fake, Rebrands it 'Super Intelligence' for Maximum Credibility

Finally, a president who understands that if you just change the name, the existential threat of sentient computers loses all its artificial sting. Because nothing says 'I definitely know how this technology works' like forcing the entire federal government to stop calling it fake.

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.

$

MXN · Minimum $10