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humor The Onion 2026-09-29

Chris Hansen furious film omitted his legendary pedophile-catching backflips

Apparently, Robert Pattinson lacks the rhythmic integrity to properly celebrate catching a predator with a spinning headstand. Hansen demands more parachute pants and sick breakdancing moves, because nothing says 'justice' like a well-timed pop-and-lock.

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