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humor The Onion 2026-09-29

Local nonagenarians announce new bank-crashing hobby to spice up their retirement

Who needs bingo when you can engage in structural demolition with a Buick? The 93-year-olds are proving that if your license was issued during the George W. Bush administration, you have a moral obligation to visit a bank lobby—by driving through the wall.

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